BJ's f-ing swearing ABC - Episode 1
BJ sits down on a chair right in front of the camera.
BJ: Hi everybody! Welcome to the first Episode of "The effing swearing ABC - Tell them off the BJ way!".
We start off with the letter A. A like ... Aaron and Angel... hahaha... okay... I was just kidding guys. No offense. Alright. A like A-S-S-H-O-L-E. If you look that word up in a dictionary, it says "noun vulgar slang the anus. • an irritating or contemptible person."
I would say, assholes just suck alright? So if you know anyone you truly hate coz they truly suck - you got me? - tell them they're an asshole and that they should *peeep* *peeeep* *peeeep* and *peeeep* *peeeep* *peeeeep* - okay? Good.
I hope I could help you. Cu next time!! Bye!
(to the camera man: ) Now switch off that damn thing, you jerk!